Helmetdance goes fishing

Harvey Mushman · 07-13-2005, 09:21 AM

Four guys from Munster Indiana went up to Northern Minnesota fishing. To save a little money, they rented a small cabin that had only two bedrooms. Well, Arne sleeps with Ole the first night and he comes to breakfast in the morning with his hair a mess, and his eyes all bloodshot.

They say, "Vat happen to you?" Arne says, "That Ole, he snores so loud, I vas kept avake vatching him all night. I can't do dat 'nother night so vun of you's got to do it"

Since Ole snores so loudly, no one else wants to room with him, but they finally agree to take turns. The next night is Oscar's turn. In the morning, same thing - -hair all standing up, eyes all blood shot. Oscar declares, "Fer sure, dat Ole shakes da roof. And he sleeps so hard, I couldn't vake him. I vatched him all night."

The third night was Helmetdance's turn. Next morning Helmetdance comes to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "They can't believe it! They say, "Vat happened?"

Helmetdance say, "Vell, ve get ready for bed. I go und tuck Ole into bed and kiss him good night and den I pat him on da butt. Den he vatches me all night !

Helmetdance · 07-13-2005, 09:56 AM

Ok, who vent and painted da bullseye on meiner nogen

Harvey Mushman · 07-13-2005, 10:07 AM

Ich habe das getan.

Mark, just remember that I smile because I don't know what's going on.
Tom

z_bassman · 07-13-2005, 10:26 AM

Lol!

pashnit · 07-13-2005, 10:32 AM

Roger Scanlan · 07-13-2005, 10:41 AM

I remember one time when I was baking a nice loaf of wheat bread... someone told me this same joke.

07-13-2005, 09:21 AM	#1
Harvey Mushman Senior Member Name: Tom Location: Bristol Hills NY Motorcycle: FJR1300,Ural Gear Up Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 199	Helmetdance goes fishing Four guys from Munster Indiana went up to Northern Minnesota fishing. To save a little money, they rented a small cabin that had only two bedrooms. Well, Arne sleeps with Ole the first night and he comes to breakfast in the morning with his hair a mess, and his eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Vat happen to you?" Arne says, "That Ole, he snores so loud, I vas kept avake vatching him all night. I can't do dat 'nother night so vun of you's got to do it" Since Ole snores so loudly, no one else wants to room with him, but they finally agree to take turns. The next night is Oscar's turn. In the morning, same thing - -hair all standing up, eyes all blood shot. Oscar declares, "Fer sure, dat Ole shakes da roof. And he sleeps so hard, I couldn't vake him. I vatched him all night." The third night was Helmetdance's turn. Next morning Helmetdance comes to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "They can't believe it! They say, "Vat happened?" Helmetdance say, "Vell, ve get ready for bed. I go und tuck Ole into bed and kiss him good night and den I pat him on da butt. Den he vatches me all night !

07-13-2005, 09:56 AM	#2
Helmetdance Many Miles Away Name: Mark Location: Munster, Indiana Motorcycle: '08 Hayabusa Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,944	Re: Helmetdance goes fishing Ok, who vent and painted da bullseye on meiner nogen

07-13-2005, 10:07 AM	#3
Harvey Mushman Senior Member Name: Tom Location: Bristol Hills NY Motorcycle: FJR1300,Ural Gear Up Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 199	Re: Helmetdance goes fishing Ich habe das getan. Mark, just remember that I smile because I don't know what's going on. Tom

07-13-2005, 10:26 AM	#4
z_bassman Playing the low notes... Name: Sean Location: Friant, CA Motorcycle: Relying on others to cage me about. Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,857	Re: Helmetdance goes fishing Lol! __________________ "A sunny day on a motorcycle in Tuscany...does not suck." -Orson http://zbassman.blogspot.com/

07-13-2005, 10:32 AM	#5
pashnit Yes, I'm the guy Name: Tim Location: NorCal Motorcycle: Hayabusa Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 14,619	Re: Helmetdance goes fishing

07-13-2005, 10:41 AM	#6
Roger Scanlan Kinda new round here Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1	Re: Helmetdance goes fishing I remember one time when I was baking a nice loaf of wheat bread... someone told me this same joke.

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