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Old 04-16-2006, 02:12 PM   #1
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Crazy Funny BARF thread

This is a fun thread on BARF talking about noob mistakes, and not so noob mistakes.
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Old 04-16-2006, 11:26 PM   #2
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I still do all those things. What's so funny?
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Old 04-17-2006, 04:42 AM   #3
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The one that gets me is putting on my gloves, and then remembering that the keys are still in my pocket.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:31 AM   #4
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I dont feather my clutch..... or use it. I just let off the gas and grind through
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:08 PM   #5
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Re: Funny BARF thread

i havent read the thread yet but i did mention this to a friend yesterday:

noob mistake: forgetting to pickup your feet and leaving them 1/4" off the ground as you ride off.

not-so-noob mistake: forgetting to put your feet down and sitting at the light with them on the pegs.
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:20 PM   #6
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Re: Funny BARF thread

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not-so-noob mistake: forgetting to put your feet down and sitting at the light with them on the pegs.
Embarrassing noob mistake: doing the exact same thing as above - only AT the DMV in front of the Inspector!!
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:37 PM   #7
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Re: Funny BARF thread

How about taking off the helmet with sunglasses still on? Probably not a noob thing because I still do it sometimes
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Old 08-10-2008, 08:35 AM   #8
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Re: Funny BARF thread

All those are in the Barf posts! Ha. I've done them all. Recently we spent three hours cleaning our bikes, then took a line up photo (to be posted when I get it). Me in the middle. One guy pulled away and the other highsided his 200 mile AMA race preped 6R trying to get it off the Pit Bull stand on a slight angle, right into my bike which tipped over with $600+ damage. Look for new skins shortly. Haaaaaa
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:45 AM   #9
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Re: Funny BARF thread

how about rolling to a stop in Neutral and putting the kickstand down before you come to a complete stop, the bike rolling off and falling over shifting it up into second gear and then when you try (first time picking the bike up by myself) picking it up by the bars, you roll on the throttle and the back end just slide arounds scratching everything worse then before.

that was fun.
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:42 PM   #10
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As I was leaving my mechanics, I tried to start my motorcycle but it kept stalling, I must have tried at least 5 times and each time I stalled, finally I realized that I had parked the bike in second gear....

Oh and running out of gas on the freeway with no shoulder and having to walk a mile to the gas station in the lane.
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