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My autograph shirt
Name: Bill Location: Sebastopol, Ca. Motorcycle: Honda St 1300 '03 Join Date: Nov 2004
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This is a fun thread on BARF talking about noob mistakes, and not so noob mistakes.
http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/fo...hreadid=150453 |
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The Lost Tourguide
Name: Jim Location: Sector S Motorcycle: thingy with 2 jugs Join Date: Dec 2004
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Re: Funny BARF thread
I still do all those things. What's so funny?
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Senior Member
Name: James Location: Ventura, CA Motorcycle: Suzuki GSX650F Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: Funny BARF thread
The one that gets me is putting on my gloves, and then remembering that the keys are still in my pocket.
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Junior Member
Name: kyle Location: reedsburg Motorcycle: qlink sf200 Join Date: Jul 2008
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Re: Funny BARF thread
I dont feather my clutch..... or use it. I just let off the gas and grind through
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Cornerjunkie
Name: Travis Location: Charleston, SC Motorcycle: 08 Honda CBR1000RR Join Date: Sep 2007
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Re: Funny BARF thread
i havent read the thread yet but i did mention this to a friend yesterday:
noob mistake: forgetting to pickup your feet and leaving them 1/4" off the ground as you ride off. not-so-noob mistake: forgetting to put your feet down and sitting at the light with them on the pegs.
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Laps Timed By Sundial
Name: Mike Location: Sacramento, CA Motorcycle: '03 Suzuki DR-Z 400S Join Date: Oct 2005
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Re: Funny BARF thread
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Senior Member
Name: Dave Location: Temecula Motorcycle: Honda VFR Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: Funny BARF thread
How about taking off the helmet with sunglasses still on? Probably not a noob thing because I still do it sometimes
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Re: Funny BARF thread
All those are in the Barf posts! Ha. I've done them all. Recently we spent three hours cleaning our bikes, then took a line up photo (to be posted when I get it). Me in the middle. One guy pulled away and the other highsided his 200 mile AMA race preped 6R trying to get it off the Pit Bull stand on a slight angle, right into my bike which tipped over with $600+ damage. Look for new skins shortly. Haaaaaa
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Re: Funny BARF thread
how about rolling to a stop in Neutral and putting the kickstand down before you come to a complete stop, the bike rolling off and falling over shifting it up into second gear and then when you try (first time picking the bike up by myself) picking it up by the bars, you roll on the throttle and the back end just slide arounds scratching everything worse then before.
that was fun.
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Junior Member
Name: Eric Location: Marin Motorcycle: '05 ZX636 Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: Funny BARF thread
As I was leaving my mechanics, I tried to start my motorcycle but it kept stalling, I must have tried at least 5 times and each time I stalled, finally I realized that I had parked the bike in second gear....
Oh and running out of gas on the freeway with no shoulder and having to walk a mile to the gas station in the lane. |
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